Sunday, June 23, 2013

Lazy Sunday

Today was a good day. A lazy day. We got up late, ate breakfast at lunchtime, and ran some errands. Yesterday I was feeling pretty domestic so I cleaned the bathroom. It really needed it.  In the spirit of keeping my domestic streak going two days in a row, I decided to do some baking and cooking today.

First I made  slow cooker Italian Chicken.  The recipe is stupid easy. Place the following ingredients in the crock pot in the following order: 6 Chicken breasts, 1 packet of Italian dressing seasoning,  1tbsp garlic powder (or any salt free garlic stuff you want), 2 cans cream of chicken soup,  1 eight ounce brick of softened cream cheese.  Cook on low for 4-5 hours.  Then dump in a whole box of cooked pasta.  I used cellentani shaped. Then stir it all up.  It was wicked good and makes a ton of food! 

Next, on to the baking. I made a cake! This was even easier than the dinner: Preheat the oven to 325. Mix one box of devils food cake mix with 6oz fat free greek yogurt and a cup of water. Bake for 30 minutes and done! I frosted it with a whipped frosting,  which you need because the cake is soft. It was also wicked good! 

Of course, it wouldn't be a blog post if there wasn't some snafu...while testing the pasta,  I tossed a piece from the boiling water into my mouth. The inside of the pasta tube was filled with boiling hot water.  It fell out of the tube and landed directly in my cleavage. My tits are burned. 

And that is why I don't cook to often. Stupid dumbass pasta water.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Eeek!!! Kill it! Kiiillll iiiiit!!!

This may not look like a big spider in the picture, but it was indeed a huge hairy spotted jumping spider. When compared to the size of the ceiling fan you should be able to understand why there was no way I was getting closer to get a better picture. Jim put it in a glass and flushed it,  but neither of us could confirm we actually saw it go down the drain. Do we burn the house down or simply abandon it?